हुस्न और सियार

शेर अब शंख्या में काम रह गए हैं,
क्यों की हुस्न वाले अब सियार चुन रहे हैं.
जो चूस रहे हैं खून अपनी घरवाली का,
दिल्लीवाले उसे अपना मसीहा चुन रहे हैं.
वो रोता है ऐसे भ्रष्टाचार की दुहाई दे कर,
जैसे पति उसका कोई सौतन चुन रहा है.


परमीत सिंह धुरंधर

मौका अपना

दिल्ली संभल गयी, मुंबई संभल गयी,
आवो संभालें अब घर अपना।
भूल न जाना ए दोस्तों,
सुख – दुःख का साथी हैं कौन अपना।
कभी दारु पे बिक गयी,
कभी जात पे चढ़ गयी,
कभी धर्म के नाम मिट गयी,
खुशियाँ सारी अपनी।
अब तो संभल जावों ए दोस्तों,
कहीं हाथों से न निकल जाए,
दुबारा ये सुनहरा मौका अपना।

परमीत सिंह धुरंधर

Arvind Kejriwaal and his dream about Delhi

Today, Delhi CM Mr. Arvind Kejriwaal disclosed the reason of his success in Delhi’s election. He told us that he likes history even if he is from IIT. He has learned many things by reading Indian history. He used that knowledge and made people fool in Delhi’s election. He told that one couldn’t capture Delhi without cheating Delhites. For example, Gori cheated Prithviraj Chauhan, Babar cheated Ibrahim Lodi, and British also captured Delhi by cheating.

Moreover, he told that you could not rule India if you could not cheat Delhite. He also revealed his future dreams as a politician that he wants to do. He will reduce the power of judiciary and will bring it under state government. He further explained the benefit of such action. He explained that this would stop people running from lower court to higher court. The poor or common people, the AAM AADMI, don’t have money or time to run from lower court to apex court, from state to center. Thus, they can directly come to him and he will give the judgment. He told “ आम आदमी क्या चाहता है? राहत, जल्दी मिलने वाली राहत। प्यास लगने पे वो शरबत नहीं चाहता, उसे पानी चाहिए.” He told, “these people from our judiciary can not understand the problem of AAM AADMI and thus their judgments are not as per the expectation of AAM AADMI. He told “ आप देखिये, सलमान खान को जल्दी निर्णय नहीं चाहिए तो कोर्ट निर्णय नहीं ले रही. क्यों की सलमान खान आम आदमी नहीं हैं. उनकी जरूरते अलग हैं.”

Further, he told that he is going to demand to shut down all IITs and IIMs once his daughter will pass out from IIT. The reason is obvious that he and his family could teach everyone through SKYPE and no one has to pay big money for education in IIT. He told, “ It’s a conspiracy by all political parties to convert AAM AADMI into non-AAM AADMI to keep AAM AADMI out from the power.” He will not allow this to happen any more. He will provide free IIT degree by using SKYPE, Google hangout and thus we don’t need IIT buildings and professors. The first IIT where he will experiment his idea will be IIT Delhi. His dream is to give free IIT degree to every one from Delhi, thus to make Delhi as the first state with maximum number of IITian.

This is written for fun.  Don’t take seriously.

Parmit Singh Dhurandhar

अलका लम्बा की जवानी शीला दीक्षित जी रही हैं

गलत पति चुनने से लड़की का जीवन बर्बाद हो जाता है, कैसे ?
बोलो दोस्तों। बोलो दोस्तों।
क्यों की उसकी जवानी, उसकी सौतन ले लेती है.
आज अलका लम्बा की जवानी शीला दीक्षित ने ले ली.
क्यों की उसकी नींदे उसकी सौतन सोती है.
आज से अलका लाम्बा की रातों की नींद, शीला दीक्षित जी सोयेंगी।

परमीत सिंह धुरंधर

Bihari and Delhite: Who is without brain?

Delhi election, 2015, will prove who is genius. Long back, when I was in Pune, most of my friends and faculties used to ask why Lalu Yadav kept wining in Bihar. They were surprised that why people choose Lalu who made Bihar uncivilized and undeveloped. In a reply, I used to tell that development and corruption is never the issue in elections. We (Bihari) were still voting him because of his contribution in 1977 and because he saved life of Loknayak JP. This used to make them silence as in India people, except me, have no courage to tell anything against Gandhi Jee and JP.

Today, I am excited and waiting for the result of Delhi election. I am excited to know what my friends (some of them were with me in Pune) from Delhi will tell after AAP’s government formation, if APP wins. Due to Arvind Kejriwaal, Delhi faced election within a year. We know how much an election costs. At least, I am proud of Lalu that he gave a stable government in Bihar, he supported his house wife and made her CM. Arvind Kejriwaal went to Gujraat just before the election and started talking about their problem, he went to Varanasi and told he would never leave Vanaras. Now, he forgets everything. This makes me surprised whether Delhi people are blind like Dhritrashtra or they are brainless.

Many of my friends told that Modi is not a good person for PM as he left his wife and still not bothering about her. Now, how will any one justify Arvind Kejriwaal as CM when he left whole Delhi just for a Lok Sabha seat from Varansi. He forgot his whole fight against corruption of Sheela Dikshit and just gave priority to his personal ego clash with Modi. Defeating Modi was important for him rather than solving the problem of Delhi. The result on 10 Feb will tell whether Bihari is genius or Delhite. After 16 years, I will have a smile on my face while discussing politics with any one in India who are supporting AAP.

Parmit Kumar Singh

AK is the Euler’s number and Anna Hazare is Euler.

Recently, there was allegation on AAP by AVAM for converting black money into white by accepting donation from fake companies. Instead of accepting their gaffe, AAP came with a logic and raised question about timing of allegation. In an interview with Bharkha Dutt, Mr. Arvind Kejriwaal told “मैंने तो बरखा से पैसा लिया। अब बरखा कहाँ से पैसा लायी, ये जाने का काम मेरा नहीं सरकार का हैं. वो पकड़े अगर आपने गलत किया है”. So the whole episode showed that his honesty (also the honesty of his associates) is indubitable and unalterable. It is similar to ex (the Euler’s number) as differentiation of ex is ex and it does not change upon the degree of differentiation. For example: d (ex)/dx = ex. The d (d(ex)/dx/dx which is d2(ex)/dx2, and so on. This term ‘e’ (natural logarithm) was defined by eminent mathematician Euler. Anna is like Euler, he created such an honest man like AK that nothing can affect his honesty, even his corruption. Instead of commenting on the AK’s fault, Anna wrote a blog about failure of Modi’s government. What will AK tell this timing? The hidden meanings of his explanation are following:

  1. His point was that he is not different than any other politician. He wanted that BJP should have done this after election. In other words, after election, he is not going to bother about allegation. He will finish his term without thinking about any thing.
  2. He will accept money from ISI and will challenge PM to catch ISI if he can. In other words, for all his failure or wrong work, only PM will be responsible.

Parmit Singh Dhurandhar

सौ बार लड़ूंगा हल्दीघाटी में

राते जितनी काली हो,
नशा उतना ही आता है मुझे,
दर्द जितना गहरा हो,
जीने में उतना ही मज़ा है मुझे।
सौ बार लड़ूंगा,
हल्दीघाटी की लड़ाई,
लड़ने में मज़ा आता है मुझे।
दिल्ली की रौनक मुबारक हो तुम्हे,
मेवाड़ की शान भाती है मुझे।
मैं राजपूत हूँ, कोई मुग़ल नहीं,
योवन की हर धारा तेरे लिए है,
माँ की गोद लुभाती है मुझे।
सौ बार लड़ूंगा,
हल्दीघाटी की लड़ाई,
लड़ने में मज़ा आता है मुझे।

परमीत सिंह ‘धुरंधर’

दिल्ली – सल्तनत

दिल्ली – सल्तनत की एक ही कहानी,
ताकत से तख़्त है, तख़्त से है रानी।
छल से जीतो चाहे बल से जीतो,
धर्म से या अधर्म से जीतो, धुरंधर सिंह
दुनिया करेगी गुणगान तुम्हारा,
और चुम्बन देगी रानी।