Arvind Kejriwaal and his dream about Delhi

Today, Delhi CM Mr. Arvind Kejriwaal disclosed the reason of his success in Delhi’s election. He told us that he likes history even if he is from IIT. He has learned many things by reading Indian history. He used that knowledge and made people fool in Delhi’s election. He told that one couldn’t capture Delhi without cheating Delhites. For example, Gori cheated Prithviraj Chauhan, Babar cheated Ibrahim Lodi, and British also captured Delhi by cheating.

Moreover, he told that you could not rule India if you could not cheat Delhite. He also revealed his future dreams as a politician that he wants to do. He will reduce the power of judiciary and will bring it under state government. He further explained the benefit of such action. He explained that this would stop people running from lower court to higher court. The poor or common people, the AAM AADMI, don’t have money or time to run from lower court to apex court, from state to center. Thus, they can directly come to him and he will give the judgment. He told “ आम आदमी क्या चाहता है? राहत, जल्दी मिलने वाली राहत। प्यास लगने पे वो शरबत नहीं चाहता, उसे पानी चाहिए.” He told, “these people from our judiciary can not understand the problem of AAM AADMI and thus their judgments are not as per the expectation of AAM AADMI. He told “ आप देखिये, सलमान खान को जल्दी निर्णय नहीं चाहिए तो कोर्ट निर्णय नहीं ले रही. क्यों की सलमान खान आम आदमी नहीं हैं. उनकी जरूरते अलग हैं.”

Further, he told that he is going to demand to shut down all IITs and IIMs once his daughter will pass out from IIT. The reason is obvious that he and his family could teach everyone through SKYPE and no one has to pay big money for education in IIT. He told, “ It’s a conspiracy by all political parties to convert AAM AADMI into non-AAM AADMI to keep AAM AADMI out from the power.” He will not allow this to happen any more. He will provide free IIT degree by using SKYPE, Google hangout and thus we don’t need IIT buildings and professors. The first IIT where he will experiment his idea will be IIT Delhi. His dream is to give free IIT degree to every one from Delhi, thus to make Delhi as the first state with maximum number of IITian.

This is written for fun.  Don’t take seriously.

Parmit Singh Dhurandhar