केजरी – ममता – और माया: a triangle

तुमने ऐसा प्यासा छोड़ा
नासूर बन गया फोड़ा
अब तो ये प्यास मिटती नहीं
चाहे जितना भी पिलाती मेडोना।

तेरी आँखों का जादू
लूट ले गया मेरा पूरा काबुल
पतली कमर तूने हिला के
ऐसे मारा दिल पे हथोड़ा।

सब कहते हैं मैं हूँ पागल
तूने ऐसे छनकाया अपना छागल
डोली चढ़ गयी किसी और के
मुझको खिला के गरम पकोड़ा।

सत्ता में हैं मोदी
यूपी को संभाले योगी
मुझको तूने ऐसे नचाया
जनता को नचाये जैसे
केजरी – ममता – और माया।

ना चरण – स्पर्श करों

ना प्रेम करों,
ना उपहास करों।
नारी तो देवी है,
ना चरण – स्पर्श करों।
ये तो माँ का सम्मान है,
ना माँ का नारी से तुलना करों।
माँ तो शक्ति हैं, माँ तो सत्य हैं,
माँ साक्षात् ब्रह्म है,
बस माँ का ही बंदन करों।


परमीत सिंह धुरंधर

मेरी नजर में तू एक गुनाहगार दिखता है

तेरा हर रिश्ता,
मुझे रात के अंधेरों में,
किया हुआ एक गुनाह लगता है.
जमाना तुम्हे चाहे जो कहे,
मान ले, लिख दे,
या समझ के समझाने लगे.
मेरी नजर में तू हमेशा,
एक गुनाहगार दिखता है.
तू जो हर किस्सा बेचता है,
डमरुं के ताल पे.
जो अपने ख़्वाबों के,
अधीन हो के विवश हैं,
उनको नचाता हैं,
तू अपने धुन पे.
गर्वान्वित हो कर,
चाहे तू खुद को चाहे जितना भी महान,
मानता है.
मेरी नजर में तू आज भी, तब भी,
एक गुनाहगार दिखता है.


परमीत सिंह धुरंधर

Lalu Yadav and Sitaram Yechuri: who is the real Indian hero?

During the Sampurna Kranti in 1974, when police tried to kill Lok Nayak Jayprakash Narayan, Lalu Yadav jumped on his body to save his life. Apart from Lalu,  Sharad Yadav, Nitish and Sushil Kumar Modi were present; however, no one had courage or brain to do anything. JP had no children and he was 72 years old during the emergency. After this, therefore, JP developed a father feeling for Lalu. In the general election after emergency, in the Gandhi Maidan, Chhapra, JP asked people to vote Lalu as if they were voting for JP. Thus, Lalu entered in the Parliament for the first time at the age of 29.  I personally feel that whatever Lalu got in his political career is due to blessing of an old person.
Now lets take another story. Neta jee and Shayama Prasad Mukherjee are two prominent figures from Bengal. From JNU to Kerala, from parliament to village, educated people from Bengal love to talk about them and other intellectuals from Bengal. Every time they will explain that BJP and RSS are trying to change the history of India and only they are fighting against RSS-BJP. However, I am not surprised that there is not a single word from CPI, CPM, or any communist leader after Mamta Banerjee declassified all the files. They are busy against Gajendra Chauhaan in the FTII but they have no problem with Sunny Leone in Bollywood. From the last 60 years, they joined hand with Congress and helped them to spy the family of one of the brave son of India. When a mother of Shyama Prasad Mukherjee was crying, they were busy to worship Lenin.
The bottom of the story is that education from IIT can make you Kejriwaal but it will not provide a spine in your body to face the challenge.

Parmit Singh Dhurandhar

Arvind Kejriwaal and his dream about Delhi

Today, Delhi CM Mr. Arvind Kejriwaal disclosed the reason of his success in Delhi’s election. He told us that he likes history even if he is from IIT. He has learned many things by reading Indian history. He used that knowledge and made people fool in Delhi’s election. He told that one couldn’t capture Delhi without cheating Delhites. For example, Gori cheated Prithviraj Chauhan, Babar cheated Ibrahim Lodi, and British also captured Delhi by cheating.

Moreover, he told that you could not rule India if you could not cheat Delhite. He also revealed his future dreams as a politician that he wants to do. He will reduce the power of judiciary and will bring it under state government. He further explained the benefit of such action. He explained that this would stop people running from lower court to higher court. The poor or common people, the AAM AADMI, don’t have money or time to run from lower court to apex court, from state to center. Thus, they can directly come to him and he will give the judgment. He told “ आम आदमी क्या चाहता है? राहत, जल्दी मिलने वाली राहत। प्यास लगने पे वो शरबत नहीं चाहता, उसे पानी चाहिए.” He told, “these people from our judiciary can not understand the problem of AAM AADMI and thus their judgments are not as per the expectation of AAM AADMI. He told “ आप देखिये, सलमान खान को जल्दी निर्णय नहीं चाहिए तो कोर्ट निर्णय नहीं ले रही. क्यों की सलमान खान आम आदमी नहीं हैं. उनकी जरूरते अलग हैं.”

Further, he told that he is going to demand to shut down all IITs and IIMs once his daughter will pass out from IIT. The reason is obvious that he and his family could teach everyone through SKYPE and no one has to pay big money for education in IIT. He told, “ It’s a conspiracy by all political parties to convert AAM AADMI into non-AAM AADMI to keep AAM AADMI out from the power.” He will not allow this to happen any more. He will provide free IIT degree by using SKYPE, Google hangout and thus we don’t need IIT buildings and professors. The first IIT where he will experiment his idea will be IIT Delhi. His dream is to give free IIT degree to every one from Delhi, thus to make Delhi as the first state with maximum number of IITian.

This is written for fun.  Don’t take seriously.

Parmit Singh Dhurandhar

अलका लम्बा की जवानी शीला दीक्षित जी रही हैं

गलत पति चुनने से लड़की का जीवन बर्बाद हो जाता है, कैसे ?
बोलो दोस्तों। बोलो दोस्तों।
क्यों की उसकी जवानी, उसकी सौतन ले लेती है.
आज अलका लम्बा की जवानी शीला दीक्षित ने ले ली.
क्यों की उसकी नींदे उसकी सौतन सोती है.
आज से अलका लाम्बा की रातों की नींद, शीला दीक्षित जी सोयेंगी।

परमीत सिंह धुरंधर

केजरीवाल की सहायता से लालू राज लाएंगे

लालू राज लाएंगे, लालू राज लाएंगे,
केजरीवाल की सहायता से, लालू राज लाएंगे।
खोखला अहंकार को स्वाभिमान बता रहें,
ये केजरीवाल जी हैं, भैंस को गाय बता रहें।
फिर मिल बैठ के संग सब चारा खाएंगे।
केजरीवाल की सहायता से, लालू राज लाएंगे।
चाहे राबड़ी जी बैठे, या सत्ता पे नितीश जी,
जनता की तिजोरी में चूना फिर लगाएंगे।
केजरीवाल की सहायता से, लालू राज लाएंगे।

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