Author: hotcrassa

We love mathematics, we love speaking and we love eating. These were the last words of my father for me before we lost each other. Now, I modified this by adding we love writing.......I have no qualities, no aims and nothing to loose. However, I love to give the society and the only way, I find, is writing. Writing is my best friend when I am alone, writing is my best friend when I am surrounded by pain, darkness, grief and enemy, writing is my best friend when I cry, laugh and walk. All the contents on this blog is original and mine.

Natural selection is slower in 21st century due to higher population of feminist or independent girls

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We know that human have evolved from monkey. Further, every man dreams or tries to get a girl as we believe that women are for love. However, girls love dogs. To win the heart of a girl, one has to love dog or have to be creative like dog. Thus the guy who is not able to shed his genetically inheritable character from monkey at fast rate may not be able to win the heart of any girl. The fast you will adopt to this dog-dominated society, the better chance you have to get a girl.

Interestingly, in country like India, there is different kind of pressure on later stage of guys. They have to work hard to make money. Its like being a donkey. So here is the paradox: guys struggle upto their late thirties to make themselves as dog to get a girl (Monkey to Dog) and then later struggle to evolve as donkey (Dog to Donkey).

This brings the problem with the next generation. This has disturbed the process of natural selection. Now, the selection is not moving in the forward direction through the intermediate stages. It is triangular (monkey to dog to monkey). Therefore, it will take more time to get the final stage as we still have average population as moneky. When the average population will be dog then it will be two stage process (dog-donkey) and then it will be at higher rate.

Parmit Singh Dhurandhar

Arvind Kejriwaal and his dream about Delhi

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Today, Delhi CM Mr. Arvind Kejriwaal disclosed the reason of his success in Delhi’s election. He told us that he likes history even if he is from IIT. He has learned many things by reading Indian history. He used that knowledge and made people fool in Delhi’s election. He told that one couldn’t capture Delhi without cheating Delhites. For example, Gori cheated Prithviraj Chauhan, Babar cheated Ibrahim Lodi, and British also captured Delhi by cheating.

Moreover, he told that you could not rule India if you could not cheat Delhite. He also revealed his future dreams as a politician that he wants to do. He will reduce the power of judiciary and will bring it under state government. He further explained the benefit of such action. He explained that this would stop people running from lower court to higher court. The poor or common people, the AAM AADMI, don’t have money or time to run from lower court to apex court, from state to center. Thus, they can directly come to him and he will give the judgment. He told “ आम आदमी क्या चाहता है? राहत, जल्दी मिलने वाली राहत। प्यास लगने पे वो शरबत नहीं चाहता, उसे पानी चाहिए.” He told, “these people from our judiciary can not understand the problem of AAM AADMI and thus their judgments are not as per the expectation of AAM AADMI. He told “ आप देखिये, सलमान खान को जल्दी निर्णय नहीं चाहिए तो कोर्ट निर्णय नहीं ले रही. क्यों की सलमान खान आम आदमी नहीं हैं. उनकी जरूरते अलग हैं.”

Further, he told that he is going to demand to shut down all IITs and IIMs once his daughter will pass out from IIT. The reason is obvious that he and his family could teach everyone through SKYPE and no one has to pay big money for education in IIT. He told, “ It’s a conspiracy by all political parties to convert AAM AADMI into non-AAM AADMI to keep AAM AADMI out from the power.” He will not allow this to happen any more. He will provide free IIT degree by using SKYPE, Google hangout and thus we don’t need IIT buildings and professors. The first IIT where he will experiment his idea will be IIT Delhi. His dream is to give free IIT degree to every one from Delhi, thus to make Delhi as the first state with maximum number of IITian.

This is written for fun.  Don’t take seriously.

Parmit Singh Dhurandhar

Beauty is just a variable

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Perl is beautiful when the task is difficult, but Perl is ugly for the easy task. Thus beauty is just a variable.

Parmit Singh Dhurandhar

Success of marriage

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What I realized after so many years of marriage is that the success of marriage depends on the number of kiss. Whenever I say sorry after any argument, she starts kissing silently. After every her mistake, I get a bonus if I move on with a smile.

These are sweeter than the bed kiss.

Parmit Singh Dhurandhar

Evolution and Marriage

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Unmarried girls are more identical then married girls. Thus the variability is higher among unmarried girls. The degree of variability increase with number of years in married life but not with the number of marriage.  That’s why a society with girls preferring unmarried life may not evolve and may become extinct after some time.

Parmit Singh Dhurandhar

Relation between beauty and success

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The evolution of beauty is driven by men. And, the success of men is driven by women.

Parmit Singh Dhurandhar

Being dirty is the symbol of the success

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The terminal looks beautiful when it is dirty. That is the moment we start caring and giving attention to it.

Parmit Singh Dhurandhar

हुस्न चारदीवारी में नहीं बंधती

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हर खूबसूरत गली,
मंजिल नहीं होती।
कुछ राहें,
सदा अँधेरे में होती हैं,
पर उनपे,
जिंदगियां बर्बाद नहीं होती।
आंसू बहाने से,
आँखे ह्रदय के करीब नहीं होती।
हुस्न वाले मोहब्बत में,
किसी एक की नसीब में नहीं होती।
दस – घाटों से गुजरने के बाद,
नदिया प्यासी होती है सागर के लिए.
भरी जवानी में हुस्न,
चारदीवारी में नहीं बंधती।

परमीत सिंह धुरंधर

मधुरम्-मधुरम् माधुरी

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मधुरम्-मधुरम् माधुरी, करे मेरे दिल की चाकरी।
श्री देवी अति सुंदरी, सुंदरम-सुंदरम माधवी।
करिश्मा से रवीना, जबकि नजर का कमीना,
सब के संग बिताऊंगा बस एक-एक ही महीना।
चाहे सेक्सी साईरन हो या थंडर थाई,
सबके लिए बचाई है अपनी ये कमाई।
रेखा हो या जयाप्रदा, शांतिप्रिय या भानुप्रिया,
सब खाना चाहती है बस मेरे ही दुकान की मलाई।

परमीत सिंह धुरंधर

राममनोहर लोहिया: हमारा भी हक़ है

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हम वीरों की धरती के,
वाशिंदे हैं.
हम कारिंदे नहीं,
जो यूँ पगार लें.
इस धरती पे,
हमारा भी हक़ है.
हम कोई पंक्षी नहीं,
जो यूँ आहार लें.
तुम्हे अगर नहीं है स्वीकार,
हमारी समानता,
तो ये तुम्हारी मज़बूरी है.
हम कोई फ़कीर नहीं,
जो अपने पेट पे प्रहार लें.

परमीत सिंह धुरंधर